slanderbeaking.

Has anyone here seen the new "Rebecca Black Friday" song? SO TERRIBLE, don't even search it up, I watched it and its just terrible, its like listening to an auto-tuned cat with rabies.Not to mention she sings about the most ridiculous stuff, like "Should i sit in the front or back seat?" well the front seats are taken, so your stuck with the back seat bitch. seriously, get in the back. And stop singing, this is why we have radio. And secondly stop dragging your i-pod around to auto-tune everything you say, the school voted; we hate that.

Not to mention she has this whole thing where she tells you the days of the week, what is that?! oh yeah, wait... Thursday comes BEFORE Friday?! what the satanic voodoo witch craft is that?! D: Saturday and Sunday comes afterward? did anyone else realize this?! Thanks Rebecca Black for teaching me something that kindergarten didn't get to enough! However Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are not in the music video their tribute was known, but were sorry to announce Rebecca black only likes the days between Thursday-Sunday. Because her friends will actually put up with her auto-tune then.

On a different subject, I went up to Ottawa for a week or so, and it was so enjoyable! It was the possible, FIRST time I've ever been on a city bus, and probably not going to be my last. Oh and if your going to the art center make sure you don't bump into old people, they get angry. Very. Easily.

A good game is Fable, so far I've only played the first two, but I'm sure the third one might be good too.
^Product placement is not smiled upon.
^ This means im not happy with my actions.
^I'm sorry to all my viewers who are mad at me now.

Anyways! If i had the ability to grow a mustache whenever i wanted i think i would want a french one. A french stache from the 1800's why? because they could kill everyone. Those things were so hard core.

I would twist it, and make braiding clubs. and everyone would braid my stache as if it were their own.
They would enjoy it too.

Slander-beaking: i heard it from a Ke$ha video, don't be mad, i really don't like her. No really, i don't. But i thought the word was funny, so i was like "that should be my new title" and it is. so :D yay. They might not have even said slander-beaking either. they might have just said "slander-speaking" or "squid." or maybe "Chuck Norris likes unicorns too" in a fashion that is only the ut-most importance and seriousness.


Anyways, i figured you should all know i ran into a hobo on the street. And it wasn't like "HAHA i want to take this hobo home with me and keep him as a pet" which is how i first felt when i met my first hobo, he was awesome.
It was more like "OMG SO SCARED" when i met this one, cause he had two broken legs and I'm pretty sure he was blind in one eye and he kept saying "so you live in canada eh? Well i hope you kow everytime you take a step theres three feet from one foot to the other! And i bet you've never been to the Bahama's!" And it was like, just cause I'm Canadian doesn't mean i hadn't been to the Bahama's! However... No i hadn't been to the bahama's so.. well played hobo.

No he didn't actually have an eye patch, if he did i wouldn't be 'Slander-beaking' his way.

Background? A Little Bit.

Well I come from a very messed up background. My mother lives about 2 hours away (my parents are still married) and I live with my dad two hours from that location in Ontario Canada. Yes I am Canadian.

I'm a psycho ginger child, I'm 16 as of today YAAAY! Unfortunately something ruined it, so it's not YAAAY! Its more like

Y'see?
AT ANY RATE... I'm 16, so I can leave my house. But i can't drive, not just yet, UNFORTUNATLY could you imagine me behind the wheel of a car?! How many DEATHS there'd be!? Not on purpose.. but.. maybe a little bit.
I THINK ITS TIME FOR PLACES WHERE YOU CAN SPOT UNICORNS!

1. Ponds
2. Near large quantities of Mac'n'Cheese
3. Under your Keyboard! :D
4. Sock drawer
5. In the grasses of Pokemon Games

I feel the need to add that "Very Special Chocolates" (yeah that's what their called) are mothercrackin DELICIOUS!
It's like shellfish, in the SHAPE OF CHOCOLATES! :D IF YOU HAVE A NUT ALLERGY THOUGH YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT THEM! :D

I like glass cleaner, it makes things run into my closed doors :)

Mulroney didn't leave to do anything political, he left to go have a last minute orgy! :D (refere to politics of the 19th century)

I feel the need to add what a nerd I am! I BLOG I think that's a good indicator! D: Oh an F IS FOR FLIPPIN EXCITED FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW
U IS FOR UNICORN-I-LAY-LY!
N IS FOR NINJA ATTACKS!!! OVER AT MY SCHOOL ON MONDAY! :D

I thought that was a good time to put that in, speaking of time, anyone wish they could bend it? I do... I wish I could, I would stop time and draw mustaches on EVERYONE! :D And not just mustaches... OH I WOULD CHANGE PEOPLES CLOTHES... but it'd be weird if I couldn't control it then I'd be caught while taking someones pants off at their knees.

I guess thats good that i don't have powers then :D

If you ask all my friends i'm insane, but if you ask ME! I'm totally normal, I'm so normal it's terrifying, are you terrified yet? No? Not even if i hold a steak knife? :D SORRY THATS FOR PARTY PURPOSES

Didn't mean to get sexual... Christian side hug? :D OKAY!

I like fried carrots.

I'm A Blogger?

Hello, I'm Reezy, for those of you wondering, no that's not my real name, it's a nickname. I don't believe in posting my ACTUAL name for the following reasons.

1. You might be a creeper who's 80-years old and looking to molest an innocent little girl like myself.
2. Grandpa get off your computer and stop looking at little girls' blogs. I've told you once, maybe three million times, they don't like your candy and probably never will.
I'm turning 16 in a bout two days, if you want to wish me a happy birthday, don't. I didn't start this last week so I don't want any 'HAPPY SWEET SIXTEENS' it's just not proper. Maybe in a week you can all wish me one. Except it'll have to be; 'HAPPY LATE SWEET SIXTEEN' cause your late.
If it makes you feel ANY better, I'm not doing this to be famous, or get money like 'Hyperbole-and-a-Half' which I read religiously; but i am doing this because I feel the need to spread my awesomeness to other people. If this ever became my occupation I might feel an eternal sadness within myself, no offense to all you people who think blogging would be an awesome career choice. We as a society need people like you to lead the younger generations though the actual events of awesomeness.
For example, I'm beginning to hate being criticized for being different or weird. So I'm raising awareness for all those people who didn't get a hug today. That from Reezy; and you can tell your friends this: you got a hug from me and now you probably feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

If you must know, I'm not one to blog, not even a little. But i got tired of writing journals that i decided i needed a blog to satisfy my needs. I'm no longer going to write journals, I'll probably write a final farewell to those people who loved my journals, well not that many people did. However I'll have to put up the link to this blog.
For some reason I felt like narrating that, I have absolutely no idea. Want to know why? Because those people who I link this to are going to be like
"YAY! I GET TO READ HER BLOG NOW!"
and when they get there it'll turn into:
"THIS IS ABOUT MEEEEE I FEEL SPECIAL!"
stop feeling special, your no different than everyone else who found my blog on their own. :D

I'm very cynical when it comes to talking to people, I would like you to know none of you are special cases.

You know today I was so bored on the bus I decided to come up with the definition to the word: "Cryptic" why? I have no idea.
But this is my definition.

See this is NOT copying Hyperbole-and-a-Half... in a way it is cause like I said I read it religiously, but honestly.... sometimes I might actually use images i find from Google, and I have NO idea how to screen-shot, now the above picture is supposed to be a joke.

But clearly you're not laughing, so the joke isn't funny.

At any rate, I feel the need to throw in a random zombie apocalypse invasion scenario here.

10 places not to be when a zombie Apocalypse happens:

1. Hitch Hiking along the road.
2. At the school during a fire drill
3. Mowing your lawn with a really loud mower
4. Playing COD (Call Of Duty(online(With headset)))
5. Any type of concert
6. Funeral. Of a celebrity, or president.
7. Bathroom of Wal-Mart (why I say Wal-Mart instead of anywhere else is because its busy there even after 3 AM)
8. Playing Freeze-tag
9. Watching NONSTOP LOTR (Lord of The Rings)
10. China.

I agree with all of those, and so does my mother, who just brought me chinese food, which I 'LOL'd' at.
I think this is all very good for a first post, I'm still hoping people will read, EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS (which everyone secretly does in case if you didn't ninja your way through reading between the lines :) )

One last thing, DRAGONS AND PHOENIX'S WILL ALWAYS WIN. If you do not believe me, then find all the Greek mythology and recent myth creatures you can and have a war with your friends on facecrack(facebook). Because it gets very intense. There's light saber fights, and ninja stars, and sometimes WWIII happens, it's just really fucked up :) But Reezy recommends it. For example: ask a friend, "Doppelganger or Nymph" or "Phoenix or Dragon". WWIII isn't funny.